Stupid Client Quote #3670

Gibbles | posted 11-13-2005 | Number of Votes: 88 | Current Rating: 4.57

Quote:
I worked Customer Service for this company, and there were hilarious stories circulating about the brilliance of certain customers. I was like, no way are people that stupid. Well, they are! For example, one call went like this:

*BING*

CSA: Thanx for calling, how may I help you?
Cust: Well, hi. Um, I lost my phone.
CSA: Ok, sir. That's not a problem. I can report it stolen for you or I can call you on it; mabe you misplaced it around the house?
Cust: Yeah sure, that would be great!
CSA: Ok, please hold one moment while I make the call.
(pause for a bit)
CSA: Hello, okay sir, did you find your phone?
Cust: Um, yeah...
CSA: What's the problem?
Cust: My dog is ringing.

What, you don't FEED it?!?