client: We don't want any web design. We just want you to make a site with some pictures, text and interactivity, and maybe an email form.
me: Oh? An email form eh? Well you'll need an MCSE for that. And I'm sorry I'm not qualified-Microsoft is really particular about who does that sort of thing. Microsoft oversees all that stuff. Here's there number better give them a call.
(the joys of being the only designer/tech in a rural area are subtle but sublime)