designer: sir, I don't have anything to do right now. Is there something I can help
you out with?
me: actually, yeah. I need to put together some comps later for a website design.
the more we have the better. can you produce a couple for me and we'll compare
them at the end of the day?
designer (extremely hesitant): umm...i don't think that's such a good idea. i'm not
good at website design...
me: you're a designer...
designer: i know.
me: and you know photoshop, right?
me: and you've been on the web? seen different kinds of web pages?
designer: ...um, yes.
me: go crazy.