Caller to a large real estate firm: I would like to see the house you have for sale.
Firm: Could you be a little more specific, we have over 5000 homes for sale?
Caller: The one by the Exxon station
Firm: Uh, which Exxon station?
Caller: You know, the one around the corner from the 7-11.
Firm: Do you know what subdivision the home is in?
Caller: What's a subdivision?
At that point it was deemed useless and the call was ended!