After developing, registering the domain and hosting a reasonbly advanced ASP website for a client we get a phone call from the company secretary.
Client: The website is not working!
Me: Just a second, let me check from my side(knowing that they sometimes have problems with their internet like how to double-click on the dial-up connection!).
Me: I am on the site right now, what seems to be the problem?
Client: YOU HAVE OUR WEBSITE ON YOUR COMPUTERS TOO!!!??
I want to become a plumber!!