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Stupid Client Quote #179

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tom | posted 08-30-2004 | Number of Votes: 1313  |  Current Rating: 4.49   

phone call from panicing client:

client: oh hi Tom, Mark gave me your number. He said you can fix computer stuff.

me: yer, sometimes. what's up?

client: well some dumb fuck super glued my fucking mouse to my desk.

me: (supressing laugher) I see.

client: anyway, that's not really the problem. What I want to know is, can I turn my monitor off without affecting the computer?

me: yes, but how does that help?

client: they've left a porno movie playing and I have a meeting in 30 seconds.

me: you better unplug the speakers as well.

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