Me: Have you reviewed the new web site?
Client: My Internet is broken.
Me: Really? Hmm... (holding back laughter) Mine is OK...
Client: Your's is working?!? I am paying you good money, the least you could do is send me an Internet that works.
Me: Well, it works a little differently than...
Client: Look, I have to go, can't you just burn me a copy?
Me: Of the new web site?
Client: No, of the Internet. Your Internet. Copy it for me so I can have a better version.
Me: OK. Sure.