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Autumn | posted 03-10-2005 | Number of Votes: 93  |  Current Rating: 4.19   

Client (an IT ``Specialist``): How much memory do I need to allocate to my web server.
Me: Well, that depends on many factors (rattles off usual list of factors to consider when allocating memory, etc...)
Client: That`s all good, but I still don`t know how much to allocate. Why can`t you just tell me how much.
Me: Because my crystal ball is broken.
Client: Oh.

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