I currently work part-time at a local grocery store, and we sell food and nifty gifties, including plants and flowers. Today, a woman came through my line with a few groceries and a beautiful live orchid. She noticed the plants on the windowsill, including the mini pussy-willow shrubs. I finished ringing up her order, including the willow she just placed in her cart. I told her the total, and she asked, "Did you see my pussy?" To which I immediately replied, "I'm sorry ma'am, but this isn't that kind of store."