Since i'm working at IKEA I've become a bit pessimistic when considering future evolution of mankind. Just because all this happens daily:
client 1: -Hi, what's the maximum height of your cupboards?
me: - 2 meters, 36 cm
client 1: -looking confused- Wil you come and show me?
me: -(fuck you!!) Sure -sigh-.
But sometimes it's not enough to speak a la Sesame Street:
Client 2: - I would like one of these -pointing with their finger-
me: -Sure, the wide one or the narrow one? -Same color, and was C&C, not self service-
Client 2 - The brown one.
me: (ok, let's try it again...)
client 3: Which mattress do you recommend for me?
me: I recommend that you try them here and find one that suits you. That one where you feel better.
client 3: -looking dazzled- So this will be difficult too...