Client: We want you to make a 3 minute montage piece on [new product] for a
Me: Ok, that's no problem, we have plenty of footage from the main shoot we did
last month so we can can go straight to post production. When's the trade show?
Client: 10am tomorrow in Paris.
Me: ok, you realise that in order to drop our current client's project off the main
suite for 24 hours in order to do this, as well as the very long night we're about to
have putting this together is going to cost more than our usual rate, not to
mention the cost of getting it to Paris in under 24 hours.
Client: we are willing to pay £300 for this job.
Me: April Fools Day was in April, phone me when you're serious. *hangup*