I worked in the bridal industry and one of constant problems we had was the customer who wanted us to make her look 'different.' One customer in particular was extremely difficult to handle. She was a very petite young lady who had purchased a gown with a low neckline. I was the fitter. I came in and asked as per SOP, "How can I help you with this gown?" The customer's reply, "Give me enough boobs to fill out the neckline." I'm looking at the bride who is at best a 32A and is kinda stumped.
Finally, I said, "Well, I can add some bra cups, but..."
"NO! I want boobs! Cleavage! Flesh in the middle! I want to look like a Hollywood star!"
The fitter says, "Well, I can add bra cups to fill out the sides a little, but--"
"I want CLEAVAGE! Give it to me."
At this point, I am getting a little aggravated about being screamed at, but say, "I can assist someone in having cleavage if there is enough flesh to move into the center."
"Are you saying I have SMALL BOOBS? How dare you?"
Fitter: "What I'm saying is that if you don't have it, I can't move it."
"That's RIDICULOUS! Whether or not I have it, you should still be able to move it." We all blink. How do you answer such blatant stupidity?
"Miss, I'm sorry, but---"
"Give me BOOBS!"
Fitter: "I'm going to have to suggest you consult your doctor, since I'm here to alter your gown, not perform plastic surgery."
"MOMMMY!" shrieks the spoiled brat in a $5000 gown.