Working on a cheap logo and stationery design for a client:
Him: (looking at logo design) I'm not sure about this. What if you (gives rubbish
Me: Well, I'm not sure if that will look that good.
Him: (indignant) Well, how do you suggest we have it look?
Me: (points to original design) Like this. I wouldn't have designed it like that if that
wasn't how I thought it should look.
Him: Oh, OK.
Me: (fires lasers out of eyes)