Talking with work colleague/friend:
Him: I could do with a really slick and snazzy webpage, with everything on it. What
sort of price would you give me for the design and hosting?
Me: £xxx (comically low price) for a 5 page site.
Him: (laughs) Are you taking the p155? My mate told me he'd do it for free but I
want it to look really professional.
Me: Whatever (summons zord, crushes city)