- Our website is covered with pink lines, why did you do that?
Me: Uhm, I didn't do anything, what do you mean, pink lines?
Client: Wait... oh, they're all over the (major newspaper) website as well, did you do that too? Why did you do it? It's all over the internet now, I don't want that!
Client: Ok, I'll print these pages and fax them to you then?
Me: Hm, could you just email me the word file instead so I don't have to re-type everything?
Client: Oh, you're SO smart!