marilee | posted 01-06-2006 | Number of Votes: 75 | Current Rating: 4.63
I asked my client to fax me a copy of a document. Client: "But I only have one copy of it." Me: "Ok. Then just fax it over." Client (evidently exasperated by having to spell out the obvious to me): "If I do that, then I WON"T HAVE A COPY!"