kohizeri | posted 01-29-2006 | Number of Votes: 100 | Current Rating: 4.59
Setting: a petstore
Customer: Do you sell feeder mice?
Me: Sorry, ma'am, but it is against store policy to sell live feeders. We do sell packs of frozen feeder mice, though.
Customer: *long pause* Those are alive when you thaw them out, right?