guy (like he's never used a phone before. NY italianish accent): Hello?
Me: Hi, is Tony there please?
guy (like it's a foreign name): WHO?
me (clearly): Tony please.
guy (Surprised): Oh that's me! Ya!
*first indication of something being wrong!*
me (clearly): Hi Tony, *client* asked me to call you because you'll be putting their
new *client* logo on their 18 wheeler.
guy: yeah sure okay
me: so would you prefer a printout or an electronic file?
guy (all professional sounding like): Oh electronic file is good!
me: Great so what format would you prefer?
guy (Super confident): Anything, anything, I can open everything!
me (happy): Great so would you prefer it in vector or raster format... I mean will
you be using vinyl templates or what?
guy (like a parrot): Anything, I can open whatever you want. (proudly) I have XP.
me (head suddenly tilts and I get a confused look on my face): Okaaaay... umm so
then would you prefer I send it as an AI? EPS? PSD? Illustrator? Photoshop? What
software are you running?
guy (DEAD seriously): Do you have jpeg?
me (slight sarcasm): yeah I think so, I'll check and email it to you. What's your