I work at a university in the transcript department and must put up with endless parents and students, whom one would think had some intelligence; being college students.
Student: Okay, I've listened to your recording, but I just wanted to make sure I've got everything right.
He proceeds to list off everything that he's heard.
Student: So can you mail them to X University?
Me: We'll send them anywhere you want them to go.
Student: And will you deliver them there tomorrow?
Me: Well sir, we don't actually deliver them. The post office does that.
Student: Oh, right.