This isnt my client, (thank god)but my aunt works in the auto insurance business/cars. This guy walks in once, dosen't even say hi, and says, "OH, I GOT HIT!" My aunt says , "where?" He says, "oh, i was here, and she was there, and we both crashed."
So, again, my aunt says, "WHERE?" He says, (MAD)RIGHT HERE! I said, I got it! The intersection of invisible and not real!