So, we get control of a domain "lastacts.org" and it needs be re-registered with our org.
Asshole HR Guy: So, Scott, when can we get that?
Me: I emailed you 3 weeks ago, attached an invoice. Also, they need proof of ownership, namely your driver's license and of course, a check.
Asshole HR Guy: I never got that, oh wait, I did. Um... Why didn't you send them your license?
Me: They wanted yours, since your name is listed as admin contact? Also, I don't get to write checks, right?
Later, when I was fired, they used this as an excuse that I didn't do my job. NHPCO sucks.