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Ummmm | posted 07-30-2006 | Number of Votes: 71  |  Current Rating: 4.59   

Client has documented his department's strategy for a multi-year project and asks me to create a presentation for an "objectives review" meeting with him:

Client: I want you to come up with something.

Me: Why don't you just show me your strategy document?

Client: Oh I can't do that!

Me: Why not?

Client: All the financials are in there.

Me: So, take the financial pages out and show me the rest.

Client: It's all under lock and key...I just want to make sure that you will be able to meet your objectives.

Me: You mean the ones that you aren't going to show me?

Client: (Smiles/nods)

Of note - this one is NOT my client any more.

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