A lady called me and said "where did I call?" and so I got to repeat myself. Then she explained that someone called her from this number and that it was probably her husband.
"Is he there?" she asked, and there was no one around the desk who would have made a call anytime recently, so I told her there was no one nearby.
"Well, he called me. You sure he's not there? He has brown hair." Great! Let me go ask all the men in the store who have brown hair if they're someone's husband who just called their wife. Heh.