Client: You designed this brochure for us last year. We absolutely love it, but we
need to update the information on it so that it's relevant for this year.
Me: Sure, that shouldn't be a problem. Please send me the revisions.
I receive the copy. It's 10 TIMES THE AMOUNT of text as the last brochure. It now
needs to be a different size. Oh just update it? UPDATE MY ASS!