This client has been surfing the web for 5 years right... phones me the other day with this one:
Client: You didn't change the picture yet, I told you to change it to the one with the kid and the flowers.
Me: I did, I changed it last night.
Client: But it's still the old picture. Must I email it again?
Me: Did you refresh the page?
Me: Try hitting the refresh button.
Client: *silent pause*
Me: You know the button next to the back and forward buttons.
Client: Ok don't come now with all your technical jargon I don't need excuses I need this site up right now. I'm phoning in 10 minutes and it better be done. *click*
I give up. I should've listened to my dad and studied something more "traditional".