I work at a console gaming centre. We have stuff like Xbox360s, PS3s, Wiis, etc. So the controllers change hands frequently during the day. This probably makes us a germophobe's nightmare.
This guy just finished playing and walked up to the counter.
Him: You know what you guys should really have? Hand sanitizer.
Me:...We have anti-bacterial soap in the washrooms.
Him: (apparently too high to process what I just said) Yeah, you guys should really have hand sanitizer.
Me: I'll take it under consideration.
Anyone want a germ-fearing pot-head?