*Phone rings*: "I can't save. It's saying can not blah blah blah...can you sort it out now please?"
"I am just in the middle of something, can you please give me just 2 minutes?"
"No. NOW!" *hangs up*
So I wander in to discover that she is not connected to the server. When I point out the fact she has pulled her network cable out since connecting to the server, she turns around and says "I did nothing of the sort. You did that to make me look stupid and cover your own incompetence! Why would I disconnect myself from the server? Why would I DO that?!!" (she's screaming now).
Wiping the spit from my face where she has been shouting at me, I point to the fact her handbag is wrapped in network cable and suggest perhaps it got caught up and accidentally pulled out the cable when she kicked it under the table. She's not having it. "YOU did that!"
Errrm..ok...whatever...I snuck in here without you seeing, tied your network cable round your handbag, then snuck away again using my stealth mode just to wait by the phone and be berated by your stupid ass? Sounds about right.