Classmate: "How do you change the text colour?"
Me: *Explains code by pointing to keys* And then after the "=" type the colour code you want. Example "yellow"
Classmate: That isn't a colour, idiot.
Me: Oh silly me. The code is wrong, press the alt-key and then the F4 key.
I know it was cruel...
They'd spelled "yellow" as "yelloh"