Client: "Can you put the program online?"
Me: "Yes, but this software is nowhere near finished. Do you want it placed in a private area of the site?"
Client: No, I want you to put it in the interweb.
Me: "Yeah, I'll go ahead and put it on the interweb. First, I'll need to get to the world wide web through the internet."
Client: The interweb is the internet.
Me: You're right. I forgot.