While working with the worst CMS I've ever worked with (and that is saying something) I get so fed up that I want to try and find out who built it so I can either demand support or offer some highly specific and customized abuse.
Looking in the source code I see:
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Someone is screwed. For some reason I get the sinking feeling it's me...