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preshit | posted 05-31-2008 | Number of Votes: 62  |  Current Rating: 4.15   

I've been working with computers since I was 5 and have been helping and
troubleshooting problems for a lot of people, but I've never had come across
anyone so moronic as this female. Actually someone I've know for a really long
time, she goes ahead and buys herself her first laptop, a sparkling HP dv series.
Now, she's been doing some course in "I.T" and they wanted her to type out some
C programs as home work. As she sits to type them out, she faces a grave problem
before her. She immediately picks up the phone and rings me up.
Me: Hey, how's the new computer doing ?
Her: Computer ? It's a laptop idiot.
Me: Okay, anyway, what's up ?
Her: Well, I have a small problem.
Me: (Obviously) Oh ? What is it ?
Her: You see, I was writing a C program, which has the printf statement. Now, I
want to write something in quotes, and my laptop's keyboard has the "open
inverted double quotes" allright... but there is no key for the "closed inverted
double quotes". Where do I get that from ?
Me: ...

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