I work at a helpdesk and we have people from India call us constantly. As we have problems understanding there names I usually have them give me a word with each letter of there name. Like A for Apple or F for Foxtrot.
I was talking to this one customer and getting his name. He spells me his name. I was spelling his name back to him and I said
Me: B like Boy.
Him: No, No, B like Banana.
Me: Ok, so B like Boy.
Him: No, no its B like Banana.
Me: Can you give me another word?
Him: P like Papa