The client's first email regarding what type of imagery to use:
"we'll start inserting palms and clouds, also, sunsets. bling stuff like chick's
legs, asses, bikinis, ferrari's and other sexy italian shit. beach and fake titties and
After submitting the artwork, the client is not happy:
"I need to come over and show you how to do this. We can't be so literal with
these images. We have to infer sexy without showing chics asses. I have to get you
started. we'll need much, much of blurring the edges and overlay, their stock
photography sucks, let me find better stuff."