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Stupid Client Quote #6722



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krembo99.com | posted 11-19-2008 | Number of Votes: 106  |  Current Rating: 4.62   

Client : Something is wrong with the website..
Moi : what is wrong THIS TIME ? *sigh*
Client: It's the colors again...
Moi : What is wrong with the colors ? (we changed the color scheme 3 times already..)
Client : I don't know .. the links are not clear enough. They are hard to spot among the text..
Moi : ok, I'll brighten them up a bit..
(Changing the colors..)

A day after :
Client : Something is wrong with the website..
Moi : what is wrong THIS TIME ? *sigh*
Client : I can't see the headlines well. can you change the colors ?
Moi : Mr. X , It is impossiable, I see perfectly well everything. also your manager told me it is great, something must be wrong with your settings, let's do a check.
Client: OK
Moi: what is your screen resolution ? your color depth of the screen? what computer do you use ?
Client : HUH ??
Moi: ok, press here, right mouse here, now here.. open this tab.. what does it say ?
Client : screen resolution Bla Blah .. color depth Bla Blah//
Moi : ok, that's seems ok. did you DeGaussed your screen lately?
Client : WHAT ??
Moi: press here ....
Client: ok , It still looks the same.
Moi : ok, I do not know what to say, I will chenage the colors agian...
(Changing colors.. again..)

Few Hours later:
Client: The website colors are all wrong.. It can not go on like that.. change it.
Moi : look, Mr. X ..But something is wrong..is it possiable that you are...
Client : NO BUT !! I want it done ..
Moi : ok..

Day after :
Client : come to my office and we will resolve it here..
Moi: ok ..
(going to his office - 2 hours drive)
Client : See ?!? ... It is all wrong .
Moi : Mr x, It looks just fine to me .. Maybe you are..
Client : Stop ! let's ask someone..
(Client Calling the assistent)
Client: see the colors ? they are all wrong !
Assistent : Nop, looks great to me.
(Client Calling the secretery)
Client: see the colors ? they are all wrong !
Secretery : Nop, looks great to me.
(Client Calling HIS WIFE that happened to visit the same day)
Client: see the colors ? they are all wrong !
Wife : Nop, looks great to me. Beautiful work..
Client: why does everyone say it is great ?? this company just can't do their job, I am going to call your manager !! (Very Angry now..)
Wife : Darling , take it slow..Your Heart.. Plus you know you always had a slight problem with colors..(Gently..)
Client asking ME : Oh, Yeh... Does the fact that I am COLOR BLIND maybe has something to do with it ???



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