Now - to be fair to any of the musical instrument un-knowledgable people out there King, is a brand of a trumpet
"How may I help you?"
*southern accent "yes um, well I think you guys sent me the wrong trumpet"
"uh, okay, what seems to be the problem? is it broken?"
"uh, no well you see, he's a bit on the small side, and you guys sent him a King trumpet - i think he needs a queen size"