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cfish | posted 10-05-2009 | Number of Votes: 42  |  Current Rating: 4.52   

Client: Help! I have an event in four days and I need two face painters, two balloon twisters, four jugglers, a magician, and a Dora the Explorer! It's an emergency! No one else can help me! Here's my budget...

[four hours of me wrangling talent by phone, text, email, and carrier pigeon, followed by two hours of figuring out logistics]

Me: Okay, I've just spent six hours confirming all the artists you need and I've brought it in under budget. Let me fax you a contract and we'll be ready to go.

Client: Great! Let me get back to you!

[sound of phone not ringing as they never call back again.]

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