More moronic moments from the world of wedding photography. Guy & gal come in to look at my work and potentially book me for their wedding. Things seem to be going well for me and I establish good rapport with the bride but the groom is acting like he wants nothing to do with a wedding.
Bride: can we see some samples? I've already visited your web site.
Me: here is my portfolio containing pictures from dozens of weddings.
I opened the book to the first picture, a really stunning bride in her wedding dress.
Bride: Oh wow, she looks great! My dress is kinda like that.
Groom: Man, she is sooooo hot! Is she like, available?!
At that point a fight almost developed between the potential newlyweds and they quickly got up and left. But the bride said between clenched teeth, "We'll call you to schedule another appointment".
I wasn't surprised when they never called back. Maybe she will find a better match and come back to see me with the next Mr. Right. ;~)