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DexX | posted 11-09-2009 | Number of Votes: 50  |  Current Rating: 4.06   


I think I need to stop working helpdesk before the concentrated soup of stupid around me starts causing brain damage.

Client: *pointing at Lotus Notes on her screen* Can you put back my buttons?

Me: Sure... which buttons do you mean?

Client: You know... underline, bold, that stuff.

Me: Uh, does Lotus Notes have a text formatting toolbar? I've never seen one. I'll have a look. *I dig around in Lotus Notes's awful, awful menu system, trying to find a way to turn on a toolbar I never knew existed*

Client: *after about a minute* Could it be because I'm in Lotus?

Me: What do you mean?

Client: Yesterday those buttons disappeared when I was using Word.

Me: *opens Word, notes formatting toolbar is missing, puts it back in three mouse clicks*

Why the hell did she think I could restore a Word toolbar in Lotus Notes? Honestly, what goes through these people's heads?

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