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jenksjenksjenks | posted 03-03-2010 | Number of Votes: 49  |  Current Rating: 3.53   

(Note: I'm a manager of merchandising for consumables for a
retail store)

Me: (approaching confused customer) May I help you?

Customer: (squinting at his grocery list made by someone else)
Yes... Where is... the... kitchen bucket?

Me: Kitchen bucket, sir?

Customer: Yes. Kitchen bucket.

Me: Like a bucket that you'd use in the kitchen? Like a mop

Customer: No, no, no--the kitchen bucket--you know?

Me: So... I'm not sure what you're talking about. What do you
use it for?

Customer: THE KITCHEN BUCKET! You know. You can find it in with
the groceries.

Me: Hrmm... Well, I'm not too sure, sir. Might I be able to look
at your list?

Customer: Well, sure. (hands me the list)

Me: (after scanning through the list) Oh... Do you mean Kitchen BOUQUET?

Customer: Uhhh... (looks at me like I'm crazy)

Me: You know, you use it in soups and such. It comes in a weird,
little bottle with a yellow label.

Customer: Yeah, uhhhh... That's it.

Me: Here, let me show you where that is at.

Wow! Some people are such idiots. Maybe they just need to learn
how to read.

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