Flying Spaghetti Monster, please save me from communications staff!
The manager of comms (a notorious airhead) has been trying to get remote access for _weeks_. It is provided by way of a web interface and a security token, and the whole process has been agonising because she is just SO dumb.
The latest speedbump: she forgot her password, so I did a reset. Then THIS happened...
Me (via email): Okay, I've reset your password to [memorable default]. When you log in it should prompt you to change it to something more secure.
Her (email reply): What? I can't even log in yet! How am I supposed to go and change my password if I can't even get into the system!
Luckily it was early and nobody else was in the office to hear me shout, "Oh you fucking IDIOT!"