So i was working for a bank and was upgrading some software on the servers. It was specific to a certain part of the bank's workings and needed a certain PC off at each branch. Simply turned off. As we get through the beginning stages we notice that one branch still had the computer on. So we called them and here is the conversation:
me: yes hi, could you tell me if the computer is up?
lady:...... well it is on top of the desk
me: can you shut the computer off please?