I wish I was making this up.
I was having a talk with a giant waste of carbon who works for this company. We were talking about a printer setup when the following happened.
Waste of Carbon: "I've just had a new saleman start today, I need him setup with his logins urgently.
Me: "I can't really do anything until Payroll gets his paperwork. What is his name and I will talk to Payroll."
WC: "His name is Joe."
Me: "What is his last name."
WC: "I dunno"
Somehow this guy is a used car sales manager. He's the guy who hired the mysterious "Joe".