The phone rings at the Pizza establishment I work for. I answer the phone with
the cheery exuberance I'm known for.
Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon code that gets me 50% off when I order
Me: "I'm sorry, we wouldn't be able to use the coupon code over the phone."
Customer: "So I have to use it online?"
Me: "Yes maam."
Customer: "This is bulls**t" hangs up the phone.
The order was never placed online.