After doing a website.
Client : Can you please add these pictures to our website to make it look better. [1.3mb tiffs with odd palette settings attached, cannot be opened]
Me : I can't open your odd for-print tiff files.
Client : Oh - How about these [four random jpegs of random stuff kinda related to their business images attached] - just place them around so the site looks better.
Me : looks better?...
I continue to place these odd pictures around on the site where it doesn't clash COMPLETELY with the desingn.
Client [on the phone] : This doesn't look... you know... "good"... could you maybe make it look (yeah we know... better) better (bingo!)..
Me : What do you have in mind?
Client : well you're the designer...
Me : No... I'm not?
Client : Well you've got some designers working for you haven't you?
Me : Yeah
Client : Can't you ask them to make it look good?